Quotable Ringo Quotes

Quotable Ringo Quotes

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Here are some Ringo quotes. They're from films and interviews.

Have a fab time reading them!

"Do you remember when everyone began analyzing Beatles songs..I don't think I ever understood what some of them were supposed to be about"

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"So this is America...They must be out of their minds(Arriving in America for the 1st time)

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Reporter:You and the snow came at the same time today. Which do you think will have the greater impact?
Ringo: The snow. We're going tomorrow.

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Reporter: You mean you're brave enough to venture out into the streets without a bodyguard?
RINGO: Sure.
GEORGE: We're always on the street. Staggering about.
RINGO: Flogging our bodies.

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"I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs."

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"I'm not going to say anything because nobody believes me when I do."
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"I like kids, I used to be one"
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Q: Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand?
Ringo: Because I can't get them through my nose.

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Q: How tall are you?
Ringo: Two feet, nine inches.

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"By the end of 1962 'Love Me Do' had sold 100,000 copies,most of them in Liverpool We've still got a bunch of them in our houses. (Joke.)"
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"George Martin has gone deaf in one ear,now he can only work in mono!"

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"We'd get in the car and i'd look over at John and say 'Christ. Look at you. You're a bloody phenomenon!' and just laugh because it was only him."

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Press: Do you like topless bathing suits?
Ringo: We've been wearing them for years.
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Press: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um no,I'm a mocker
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Press: Beethoven figures in one of your songs. What do you think of Beethoven?
Ringo: I love him. Especially his poems.
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Press: Don't you ever get your hair cut?
(George: I had one yesterday)
Ringo: You should have seen him the day before!

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Press: What did you think when your airplane's engine began smoking as you landed today?
Ringo: Beatles, women, and children first!
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Press: Ringo, how do you manage to find all those parties?
Ringo: I don't know. I just end up at them.
(Paul: On tour we don't get out much. Ringo's always out, though.)
(John: Ringo freelances.)
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Press: Ringo, what started your practice of wearing six rings at once?
Ringo: Six got to be too heavy.

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Press: Why is it that you, Ringo, get more fanmail than the others?
Ringo: I don't know. I suppose it's because more people write me.
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Press: Were you worried about the oversized rough-necks who were trying to infiltrate the airport crowd on your arrival?
Ringo: That was us.
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Press: What is the biggest threat to your carrers: the atom bomb or dandruff?
Ringo: The atom bomb. We've already got dandruff.

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Press: Would you ever accept a girl in your group she could sing, play an instrument, and wear the Beatle hair-cut?

Ringo: How tall is she?

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Press: When are you going to retire?
Ringo: In about 10 minutes.

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Press: Who in the world would the Beatles like to meet more than anyone else?
Ringo: The real Santa Claus.

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"They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours...I think."

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"I thought she was a sandwich, till she went spare on me hand."

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"Tomorrow Never Knows."

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"I became a drummer because it's the only thing I could do. But whenever I hear another drummer, I know I'm no good.....I'm not good on the technical things, but I'm good with all the motions, swinging my head, like."

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"When I'm ninety five and it's 'This is Your Life' time, they'll still be referring to me as 'ex-Beatle'...it does have it's advantages. It's still the best way to get a good table at a restaurant."

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Q: "Ringo, how do you feel about the 'Ringo for President' campaign?"
RINGO: "Well, it's rather... It's marvelous!"
Q: "Assuming you were President of the United States, would you make any political promises?"
RINGO: "I don't know, you know. I'm not sort of politically minded."
JOHN: "Aren't you?"
RINGO: "No, John. Believe me."
PAUL: "I think you should be President."
JOHN: "I saw you dancing with Bessie Braddock."
Q: "How do the other guys feel about Ringo being nominated for President?"
JOHN: "We think he should win, you know."
PAUL: "Yes, we think he should."
GEORGE: "Definitely in favor."
Q: "Ringo, would you nominate the others as part of your cabinet?"
RINGO: "Well, I'd have to... wouldn't I?"
GEORGE: "I could be the door."
RINGO: "I'd have George as treasurer."
JOHN: "I could be the cupboard!"
RINGO: "He looks after the money."

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